Friday, May 29, 2009

Funny Quotes

"Hillary Clinton says it takes a village to raise a child. I've seen the village; and I don't want it raising my child." - unknown


Friendship is like peeing on yourself:  everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings -unknown


If you die in an elevator be sure to push the up button -unknown


"Fragile. Do not drop." --posted on a Boeing 757


"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." -Bob Hope 


"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." -Ronald Reagan 


"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."- Albert Einstein 





    ...compliments of random websites, and magazines

Thursday, May 28, 2009

How has technology affected me positively

How has technology affected me in a positive manner.  Let me start, as always, with a story.  You see I don't consider myself a cat person I have had 2 in my entire life.  One as a child and one now...  You see as a kid I begged my Momma for this kitty, and she was beautiful all grey with black patterns all through her fur.  I kept her inside all the time, I loved it... till I had to clean that litter box!  But I muscled through it,  she slept on my bed, followed me everywhere, and filled that litter box.  ugh!   gross, I hated it and when I forget to fill it.  Not only was I grounded but I still had to clean the overfilled disgusting thing.  

So needless to say, I never asked for another!  Somehow I found myself many years later with a cat, and yet the same problem.  Now I really love this cat.  But I really don't love cat droppings...  Years ago they started advertising the automatic kitty litter pan!  You know clip the lid on it when its full and dump it.  I have been foaming at the mouth for one of these forever but it is hard to justify on a tight budget, $100 for it.  In the back of my mind I kept thinking what if I do get it, and its not all what the hype is all about.

Well one day at a thrift store they had one $6, I nearly ran with it to the counter.  The lady said "oh... someone can use it"  I went on about how I had been looking for one of these for years, and how excited I was for my lucky find.  She then asked what is was I told here.  She laughed and said well we had that in the back for over a year and didn't know what it was, we almost threw it in the trash!

I nearly fell over.  Needless to say this thing is awesome!  I know you might have thought that I would say a cell phone, or ipod; which these things are truly fabulous things in my world, but the Automatic cat box is the bomb-diggity!  


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

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Bad Bad Day

So my cat had been missing for several days, and I thought that since she was so old that she had died somewhere.  Until I had heard from one of the neighborhood kids that one of the parents had been trapping cats because they "p" in his backyard?!  So on an afterthought I went down to the VOSPCA to see, not expecting much.  

I filled out a gaggle of information just to get to the "cat house" (ha ha), which is really just an old trailer.  I was perusing the cages saddened by the sheer amount of cats and kittens, there were tons of them.  When I heard the familiar deep meow of my cat Calico, I was dumb founded and burst into tears, she rubbed her head against the cage and I tried to pet her with my finger through the bars and reassured her (well, more me) that I will be right back.  
 
I trotted back to the office to tell them the good news.... and to get my kitty.  The lady smiled lightly, obviously nowhere near as excited as I was, come to think of it as any animal "liker" would be, which you would hope would be some sort of pre-requisite at this organization.    So she asked some more questions, and printed some stuff and walked up to the counter and said, the total cost is $74!   What?  Cost?  

She went on, stiffly, saying that there was a boarding fee, a penalty fee, a shelter fee, a licensing fee... First of all what licensing fee, aren't cats free roaming animals; as it turns out it is a city fee that has been around for a while.. funny how since I never got a notice that a license on my cat was due.... just like all the other animals I have adopted over the years from the VOSPCA, why wasn't I notified?  

I burst into more tears and freaked out thinking how is my budget going to handle this, there was no offer of any help at all, and not a shred a compassion from this women.  I freaked out thinking how in the hell, am I going to be able to walk out these doors and leave my cat behind, the whole family will be upset about it, including my 8 year old.  At first I was real angry at the neighbor for doing this to me, which the women was kind enough to repeat a few times that it was within his rights to trap this cat and bring it in.  But I ask you what about my rights, it's not like I can keep this cat from jumping a fence, like a dog.  Granted she is an inside cat about 90% of the time but still she needs the fresh air.  

And guess what even if her breakaway safety collar that has her info on it and/or license, comes off you will still be penalized.  Oh yeah even if she is chipped and or licensed it still would have cost me a ton of fees to get her back to the tune of $58, so what is the point here really.  So that would mean each time the neighbor catches her, I could pay up to $40 per incident to rescue my cat, and that is if they can get a hold of me after only one day.  

I can justify these fees with dogs, I have had dogs if your fence is good, they won't get out.  But a cat, and especially since this is the first time I have ever had to pick up a lost animal ever and we have been adopting from VOSPCA for over 15 years if I am remembering accurately 

Most of them she pointed out were city fees,  so I asked her who I can talk to at the city..... after a brief moment she said "well I don't know the name of the person"  that's okay, what about the department I can talk to anyone about this, maybe get some of the fees removed...  again she said "I don't know the number"   Now I am getting frustrated because her actions and answers make me feel like she is being evasive, does she not want me to talk to the city.  So what is the name of the department, I can find the number myself... "I don't know... maybe animal welfare"  You collect fees for the city and you don't know where you send the check to.  I was on fire at this moment, because either they have hired an office manager who truly has no idea what is going on other than processing checks, and filling out lost animal and adoption reports, or there is something else entirely going on. 

oh and by the way "tomorrow is the last day because she has been here for several days"  I panicked, and I assured her that somehow I was going to get the money and for nobody to touch my cat!  I finally was able to get my kitty, and get her home, she follows us all around the house meowing constantly and  is nearly frustrated when we are all not in the same room.  

I still can't stop thinking about this whole thing.  When I called the city, I was transferred to many offices who not only do not have any idea if there is an animal welfare department, they don't even know where the money goes.  The best answer I have gotten thus far was from a nice gentleman, is that it is suspected that the VOSPCA keeps the money for their services to the city. But no one know where to get a copy of the contract to even look at it.  Why was she so evasive with her answers, why doesn't anyone know what is going on with this relationship the city has with this group.  

In my frustration I have decided that the pen is mightier that a few aggravated words on the phone... phone calls are easily forgotten.  So I have a series of letters explaining in detail my dealings with this situation that will be going to the board of directors, executive director, the city or phantom department who handles animal welfare, and anyone else who might be interested in hearing about it.  

In the past I have always been a huge supporter and advocate of the VOSPCA, but after this experience I am just not so sure.  I have found that there are other groups, shelters, and animal advocacy's in this area that I will support instead.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

How do you use Menu 4 Mom's

I have to say I have really gotten into this pre-made menu stuff.  For me the key is too not get crazy modifications or changing the schedule is okay, this is huge growth for me people.  (sigh... I miss the non-neurotic,  oh well version of me I remember being less stressed)  Anyhoo FOCUS!

I like the schedule and with my recent awesome gift from my family of the ITOUCH!  YEAH FOR ME!  (I named her Brae... you know like Braeburn APPLE, I am so clever!)  oops FOCUS!  You see what I do is email myself a copy of the menu and the grocery list and open it in Brae (my itouch), and tada! I just turn it on flip the through the pages and shop.  

I have saved paper and I don't have to worry about forgetting my list.  yeah for technology.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Knowing your weakness'

I have learned that when it comes to working out, I am a person who needs a gym.   I need the gym because I do not head out the door and run 3-5 miles a day... gone are those days!  Maybe someday further down the road, but right now, nope it's just not gonna happen.

Now I am also a cheap or frugal person for the most part. So when In-shape had this whole $19 gym membership for the new place only.... we jumped on it!   Now I will say this, it may not have a pool, but as Micah may remember... pools are for people who are not me!  So no big loss here.

I am excited to get back on track, because even though my eating habits are changed, it is not enough for me, they have changed in that I eat healthier and that I am not gaining weight... but I am not losing much to speak of either, just enough to make those 10's nearly fit so off my behind and off to the gym.


Thursday, May 21, 2009

Healthy Food Makeover's: Whole Wheat Pancakes

I was going to makeover momma's recipe for pancakes, usually I always use King Arthur Whole Wheat Pastry flour,  it is fabulous cause so far I have used it in many regular recipes with great success and no complaints for the kiddos whom I have fed it to..   Friday's recipe also includes a whole wheat substitution.  But I came across this awesome recipe how can you resist it.  


I found this great recipe at... http://beckyboop.wordpress.com/2008/01/page/2/.  she has some more fabulous ones... check them out.

 

Whole wheat pancakes


1 1/4 cups King Arthur White Whole Wheat flour 

(this flour is so fine and so mild, it can be used in any recipe!)

3 teaspoons baking powder

1 1/2 tablespoons sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt

Dash of cinnamon

1 beaten egg

1 cup milk

2 tablespoons vegetable oil

1 teaspoon vanilla


Sift together the dry ingredients. Combine milk, beaten egg, vanilla and salad oil; add to dry ingredients stirring just till moistened. Bake on hot griddle. Makes about 12 dollar-size pancakes. (I usually have to double the recipe to make enough regular-sized pancakes for six people.)

This recipe is courtesy of moi. I created this version from a basic pancake recipe.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Progress is awesome

Well since I was eliminated I hadn't had a gym membership (until a few days ago that is).... but I maintained 90% of my new eating habits.  Generally I was feeling like I was gaining weight, but wasn't quite sure because I was afraid of the scale.  

Today when out shopping, I found a huge clearance on jeans  $5 each.  So I tried some on, Well my 12's are loose so I grabbed a 10.  My heart was beating hard, the hope I was feeling was exhilarating... how fantabulous would that be if  they really did fit.

They were tight... really tight... but buttonable!  Not something I would wear outside that dressing room unless it was 1982 and I was trolling for some free beer!  But in my world this counts as progress.  Now for the sake of my poor old body I did not by these, you see from the beginning of this process I decided I would not by the next sized down in clothes till they fit me right and comfortable.  

So I put them back and smiled on my way out the door,   this is the first time I was ever happy about not fitting into pants!

yeah! go me!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Dinner thoughts

Last week marks my first week of using menu4moms.  I have been subscribing for over a year now, and when the email comes in I look at it then delete or save it whatever.  Then last week I just grown tired of my same old standby's.  I get home and I am so tired that I just don't even want to think about what I am going to make let alone try and decide if I have the stuff to make it. 

I opened the email, printed the menu, which comes with the recipes too, and put it on my fridge with the recipes in my junk drawer.  Then I printed the shopping list.  I went over everything deciding what changes I need to make to it to lower the calories and fat content, and went shopping.

When I was finished with this weeks shopping, I had only spent $35  which is alot less than what the shopping list assumed it would be but, I am cooking for only 3 people.  Also there was a few items I already had, but I did pick up a few essentials.

All in all, I was happy because of the no-brainer cooking, and the family enjoyed it cause it was different.  In fact last night we had stuffed pork chops and cinnamon baked apples  2 things I don't think I have ever made, and it was GOOD!


Monday, May 18, 2009

Back in the saddle again!

Our local In-shape is opening an "express" gym by Winco.  So they had a $19 per month special.  For now we can go to all their gyms, but after express is built we will only be able to go there.  But really I am not a swimmer, and the child care is always filled with really little kids so my daughter will only stand for that for so long.  

So every morning I will be back on track and heading for more weight loss.  I know this time next year I will have met my goals and then re-evaluate whether I want to sign up for more.    My hubby has signed up too, so for as long as we can stand it we will go together.  

I am ready and looking forward to going back... I missed it!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

"Mexican" Quiche modified


I will be using old and new recipes and trying to modify them  into a better for us version... feel free to use them and comment back on your modifications and how they turned out!

This quiche was going in to the oven, I forgot to take pictures of it afterwards and before it was devoured by everyone (including picky kids)... luckily it made 2.  I used deep dish frozen pie crust for lack of time.  Took it over to a friends house for dinner, she was making chicken tacos for dinner.


1 (9 inch) refrigerated unbaked pie crust - for WW recipe see bottom-
1/2 lb. ground turkey
1/2 c. sliced green onion
2 cloves garlic
1 (4 oz.) can diced green chili peppers 
8 oz. Cheddar cheese   
2 tbsp. flour
1 c. fat-free milk
1/2 tsp. Tabasco sauce
4 beaten eggs

Bake pie crust for 5 to 7 minutes until nearly done; keep warm. Brown ground beef in skillet with onion and garlic cloves; drain well. Stir in chili; set aside. In saucepan, combine cheese and flour. Add milk. Cook and stir over medium heat until cheese is melted. Add Tabasco sauce. Gradually blend all filling ingredients together. Pour in pastry. Bake at 325 degrees for 20 to 25 minutes or until knife inserted comes out clean. Let stand 10 minutes. Makes 6 to 8 servings.



PIE CRUST (Whole Wheat)
1 c. whole wheat flour -I like whole wheat pastry flour, seems to taste smoother-
1 c. white flour
1 stick butter
1/4 c. Canola oil
1/4 c. water
1/2 tsp. salt

Cut butter and oil into flour. When it comes to pea sized balls add water and salt. Roll out with rolling pin. Makes upper and bottom crust.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Blog Favorite

I love blogs, it's fun and I love to read what people have to say.  One of my faves... is the blog of Unnecessary Quotes!  It is hilarious check it out!
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

New farmers market discoveries

I love garlic, so when I was at the "organic stand" at the farmers market and read the words "fresh garlic"  I was intrigued.  You see it looks just like green onions... but smells like garlic.  I tried it in several dishes now, and I am hooked, it doesn't seem strong when you bite in to it but it has worked out real well in soup, a deep pit pork recipe, and a few others.  I like how the whole thing can be used and there is a garlic essence kind of thing going on when you eat a dish with it.  rather than strong garlic taste or biting into, which I love, but not so much my family.  

I suggest you head down to farmers market this thursday and get some... but don't forget to leave me some.


Come join me at Expressions 2009 on Art in Visalia

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Shelley Huff
Shelley Huff has invited you to the event 'Expressions 2009' on Art in Visalia!
 
Hello all,

Mark your calendars for the latest Mental Health Art Exhibit, Expressions 2009.

Expressions 2009 Time: May 12, 2009 to May 31, 2009
Location: Government Plaza North
Organized By: Barbara Templin

Event Description:
The Eighth Annual Mental Health Art Exhibit, "Expressions 2009" will be hosted by Tulare County Health and Human Services throughout the month of May. Entries are open to children and adults who identify themselves with the mental health community, or those in alcohol or substance abuse recovery.

Participants may display art, poetry, and sculpture. Family members and providers are also encouraged to participate. Artists from the Expressions Project of Huff Art Center will be featured. Reception will be held on May 12 from 5-7 PM at the Government Plaza North, 5957 S Mooney Blvd. Visalia.

For further information, contact Barbara Templin at (559) 592-3941 or email at oasisvisalia@yahoo.com


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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Natural Pepsi: short and sweet

I discovered Natural Pepsi at Save Mart,  so I had to try it.   It isn't bad, especially it h

Monday, May 4, 2009

Street Rat Crazy for online coupons!!!

I am now officially a coupon crazed maniac...  it first started when I signed up online at Michaels.  They send me a coupon a couple of times a month for 50% off one item and at least once a month for that plus 10-15% off your whole order.  Best part is, right on the coupon you print out it says you can only use it once daily, hmmm so I walked right in to use my coupon and asked "does this mean everyday I can print this same coupon out and use it till it expires"  and the answer.... YES!  

So I started a yahoo email account called it my crazy coupon email account and I signed for all my favorite places.  I get a slew of coupons in my mailbox daily and I can delete the ones I don't want...  I have learned it is important to use your real name when signing up because they sometimes print that on the coupon.

SO HAPPY COUPON HUNTING!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Art Trail Tonight


Tonite join us for a stroll in beautiful Downtown Visalia for the Visalia Art Trail.  On the art trail you will find beautiful artistic baskets, stoneware, metal work, paintings, masks, and more all from local and regional artists. The Visalia Art Trail is an on-going, FREE to the public, tour of local art venues on the first Friday of every month from 6 pm - 9 pm.  

Visalia Art Trail takes place on the first Friday of each month. Art is displayed from 6 p.m. until about 9 p.m. There is no admission charge--it's free for everyone. You may find information on www.visaliaarttrail.com.  Prepare yourself for this creative journey as you explore downtown’s art side!

Additionally, there are several spots where you can rest from your browsing and enjoy some snacks, some coffee and dessert, or a glass of wine.  Downtown Visalia offers many options for a perfect evening.  Maps are available online.

If you have any questions regarding participation or as a hosting venue/artist through the Adopt an Artist program.  Please contact Shelley at  info@huffartcenter.org


Huff Art Center
www.huffartcenter.org


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