and now a word from spam...

So this morning I get the following email:

 A Valentine's Day Offer for:

SHELLEY HUFF.

A special Valentine's Day starts with HomeTown Buffet.

For any guests who've been married more than 50 years, 

we're offering this sweet deal.

Purchase two adult meals at lunch or dinner on February 14th and you'll receive TWO FREE "BE OUR GUEST" MEAL PASSES, 

valid any time through March 16th. 

Just be sure to bring your marriage certificate and photo IDs!

So if you have been married for more than 50 years, you have to buy two meals in order to get two free meals!  I mean really... in this day and age, you should give it to them!  A congratulations for sticking it out that long, for beating the odds, for not holding a grudge at each other's imperfections... I can't imagine there are a whole lot of people who make it that long with death and divorce around.   How about  a real present.

That is a